Show the world you hate IE6 - make it crash!
Everybody hates IE6 so why not show it to your users?
Include this widget to your project and either launch it immediately or wait for the IE6 user to do something stupid and then make them SUFFEEEEER!!!!!1
PS. I had a hard time selecting the compatible browsers, but I guess it is sufficient to say that this only works in IE6. Also, it works each time so it must be stable!